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Cracked only offers comment voting to subscribing members. If you’re already an awesome Cracked subscriber, click here to login. Why Do Sitcoms Think It’s Hilarious When Women Eat? Being poor is like a game of poker where if you lose, the other players get to fuck you. And if you win, the dealer fucks you. A bunch of you reading this are among the 45 million “working poor” in America, and if you’re not, you know somebody who is.
Or 60 percent of all retired NBA players, according to this site. I’m not asking for anybody’s sympathy. What I am saying is that people are quick to tell you to pick yourself up by your bootstraps and just stop being poor. If you’re not poor, that’s awesome. I’m not mad at you, or jealous.
This is the future, where many businesses no longer accept cash as payment. That means you are required to have a checking account to function in the economy. And if you’re poor, that means at some point you’re going to get bank-fucked. Because having a checking account while poor doesn’t just mean you have to be responsible and good at math — you have to be perfect. Meticulous, flawless record keeping is the difference between surviving and having the bank seize your next paycheck. Let’s say you’re running late for work and hurriedly stop to get gas, paying with a bank card.