Please forward this error screen to 83. Edmund: For All We Know – Grab Grab The Haddock – Four More Songs By Grab Grab The Haddock, Percy, you see how the King picks me out for special greeting? Baldrick: I saw it, my lord.

Richard IV: As the good Lord said: “Love thy neighbour as thyself, unless he’s Turkish, in which case, kill the bastard! Edmund: Well, you are my father. King Richard IV: You, compared to your beloved brother Harry, are as excrement compared to cream! Wessex, while they’re away, take ten thousand troops and pillage Geneva! Chiswick: But the Swiss are our allies, my lord. If the man is guilty, the axe will bounce off his neck — so we burn him. If the man is not guilty, the axe will simply slice his head off.

Witchsmeller: Have you or have you not, committed sins of the flesh with him? Edmund: Percy, you are dismissed from my services. Edmund: Because Percy, far from being a fit consort for a prince of the realm, you would bore the leggings off a village idiot. You ride a horse rather less well than another horse would. Your brain would make a grain of sand look large and ungainly. Percy: I’d like to meet the Spaniard who can make his way past me! Blackadder: Tell me, young crone, is this Putney?

Blackadder: Right Baldrick, let’s try again, shall we? If I have two beans, and then I add two more, what do I have? I have two beans, then I add two more beans. They ponce off to Mumbo-Jumbo Land and come home with a tropical disease, a suntan and a bag of brown lumpy things, and Bob’s-your-uncle, everyone’s got a picture of them in the lavatory!